November 2009
2 posts
My tumblarity is zero, but my sex drive is off the charts.
I’m still totally winning.
October 2009
10 posts
Huh.
It turns out I don’t like whining on Twitter any more than I do in my own house.
I did, however, discover that it is significantly more irritating coming from an “adult”.
From Hitler to the Zoo??
Went to get my waxing done at a new place since I’m a complete failure at doing it myself (remember Hitler?). The chick asked me if I “want special pattern”. I stopped to think about this and wondered if bare was considered a pattern. While I pondered, she decided to throw out the different options. One of my choices? Zebra.
… Wtf? Really? I mean, African safari really...
“We cannot all be masters.”
– William Shakespeare
“Bisexuality means I am free and I am as likely to want to love a woman as I am...”
– June Jordan (via sarkastickunt)
Reasons For Unfollowing
It seems that tumblr is the place to *explain* why I unfollow. Here is my reason:
Apparently I don’t like you. Now fuck off.
Coolest fuckers I know
I find it interesting that I have 4 followers and I haven’t posted a damn thing, yet. Is this the part where I’m supposed to sleep with you?