Amazing.  Only in Texas …

My tumblarity is zero, but my sex drive is off the charts.

I’m still totally winning.

Huh.

It turns out I don’t like whining on Twitter any more than I do in my own house.

I did, however, discover that it is significantly more irritating coming from an “adult”.

xreighted:

carpedm01:

(via iloveblog)

I really thought this said, “You put the happy in my mess”.  That would have been better. Somebody should get on that.

xreighted:

jessloveme:

Pink . she’s awesome

There are no words to describe Pink’s hawtness.

*sigh*

Oh well, I have a new pic for the spank bank, anyway.

Went to get my waxing done at a new place since I’m a complete failure at doing it myself (remember Hitler?). The chick asked me if I “want special pattern”. I stopped to think about this and wondered if bare was considered a pattern. While I pondered, she decided to throw out the different options. One of my choices? Zebra.

… Wtf? Really? I mean, African safari really wasn’t what I was shooting for lady.

Maybe I *can* have my cake and eat it too?

janebot:

Wish I could say this was my bumper sticker.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.